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“Sara Din Mobile”:This one is number one, because of its most universal use. Everyone of us has heard this one so many times that we are more immune to this than we are to polio. There may be an earthquake outside, but all my mom would be worried about is the battery percentage of my phone. Apparently someone texted on watsapp group that whenever the phone is not charged apparently it sends some deadly rays, and there is no looking back since!
“Padhlo & Boards”: Been through? Done that? Parents through this time are no less than extremists they would go on from bribing us to study hard with a sweet melodious voice, and just next day would threaten to never speak to us again if we didn’t give our 100%. They will watch you like a hawk and notice your every move.
“Humare Time Mei & Something”:Apparently, my grandmother was the luckiest soul on this on this earth! Why, You ask? Because my mom never answered back, was always studious, did all the household chores, was one hundred percent obedient & whatnot.
Claims our parents made about their childhood>>> Claims of BJP+Congress Combined
“Kyuki Hum Bade Hai”: Because in Indian households, age supersedes everything. As a matter of fact all our parents were born about 20-25 years before us, and this is there “Bhramastra.”Everyday, age factor will ruthlessly murder logic, and there will be no charges. Why?“Arey because vo bade hai”
“We Never”:Yes,this supercool game was invented by Indian Parents ages ago! Because they never did the sort of things, we do nowadays, and were as sanskari as an ideal ekta kapoor bahu! The only difference between the one you saw as YJHD
“Pata Nai Aage Kya Hoga”: They are super super paranoid about our future. However it isn’t that simple as it seems, because they have a huge list. Once we are finished studies they would worry about jobs then savings and then finally about marriage! There is absolutely no pill to make them chill.
Next point is no coincidence and is strategically placed. Because- Irony!
“Maine to Pehle Hi Bola Tha”: What does Mamma do after screaming out “Pata nai kya hoga” she says “Maine toh bola hi tha ye hoga.” Back off Bejan Daruwala, because you are nowhere near my parents when it comes to astrology!
“Paise Pedh Pe Nai Ate”: If not for our mobiles & social media, this one would have topped the charts ! We all agree that a lot of our demands would have been invalid, but that does not equal to us being so dumb to imagine a tree of currency!
“Agar vo kudega toh tum bhi kudoge”: This was the ultimate fate of any example I gave to my parents, without any one jumping anywhere!
“Humne toh ab isse kuch bolna hi chodh dia haii ”: After saying and animating all the above mentioned points, they will add this one just like your local sabzi wala bhaiya adds dhaniya pudina to your packet!
Bonus : Kurkure mat khao, usme plastic hota hai : These kind of weird messages circulating on my family group is the only drawback of technology faced by me!
